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It’s no secret that being a straight girl is one of the best things in the world. Not only do we get to wear fashionable tights and acrylic nails, we are allowed to scream excitedly in public without anybody thinking it too weird. If you are a straight female and you don’t thank your lucky stars every day for the blessed opportunity, you deserve to be a bisexual elderly person or something else that isn’t as fun. Here are some things that make being straight so great:

Top 10 Reasons It’s Better To Be A Straight Girl

It’s no secret that being a straight girl is one of the best things in the world. Not only do we get to wear fashionable tights and acrylic nails, we are allowed to scream excitedly in public without anybody thinking it too weird. If you are a straight female and you don’t thank your lucky stars every day for the blessed opportunity, you deserve to be a bisexual elderly person or something else that isn’t as fun. Here are some things that make being straight so great:

by Alida Nugent / The Frenemy