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10 Great Zingers from “LAW & ORDER’”s Lennie Briscoe

Ever since Jerry Orbach joined the cast, LAW & ORDER fans have waited every episode for the next great one-liner from Detective Lennie Briscoe. Here was a world-weary, acid-tongued cop who knew how to zing it. Ready to laugh, groan and roll your eyes at Briscoe’s street-smart-assery? You’ve got two choices. Tune in to LAW & ORDER on SundanceTV or read the below.

“I’m trying to decide what to arrest you for, obstruction of justice, harboring a fugitive or just being a general pain in the ass!”

“Even though you are a taxpayer, you know, we don’t actually work for you personally.”

“There’s no such thing as hooker-client confidentiality.”

“Love, a dangerous disease instantly cured by marriage.”

“You probably know you have the right to remain silent. Why don’t you use it?”

“What precinct are you from, Sesame Street?”

“Big Broadway producer. Got more Tonys than…southern Italy.”

“We’d offer to call a lawyer for you except that you are one.”

“Three deaths and a kidnapping; I’m only on my second cup of coffee!”

“Was it Cain who slept with Abel’s wife, or the other way around? I forget.”

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