starring Elle® magazine's Joe Zee

The top ten biggest offenders from AOTL with Joe Zee, season one

All on the Line with Joe, season 2 premieres Friday, November 25th at 9:30pm.

With everyone in a serious tizzy over the Friday night premiere of season two of All on the Line with Joe Zee, I realize that some readers may not have caught the epic dose of reality that was season one. Luckily, you can watch the entire season on iTunes for $20. What else are you going to do this week in between bouts of turkey-induced stupor? And watching Joe dole out tough love to struggling designers is as addictive as tryptophan is soporific. I got a sneak peek of season two last week and I’m dying to see the rest of the designers that get sent under the gauntlet.

Okay, gauntlet is harsh, but you know how they say you are your own toughest critic? For all you fashion designers out there, it’s not you – it’s Joe Zee. He’s not trying to be the bad guy. “It’s not mean,” he said in season one, “it’s just honest.” If you can remember that and that “this isn’t Project Runway,” you should be all set to brave another balls-to-the-wall season of All on the Line with Joe Zee.

Now let’s take a trip back memory lane with the Top Ten Biggest Offenders from AOTL, season one. I can’t wait to make a list for season two!

1. The Mullet Dress
2. The Baggy Boob
3. The Frumpy Bra
4. The Figure Skater From the Future
5. The $500 Hot Shorts
6. The Casual Gown
7. The Drag Queen Shoe
8. The Pterodactyl Vest
9. The Justin Bieber Prom Dress
10. And all things GMC (Generic Mall Clothes)

All on the Line with Joe, season 2 premieres Friday, November 25th at 9:30pm.