Memorable quotes from Sundance 2012

This year’s edition of the Sundance Film Festival, like most years, featured an abundance of witty, memorable lines. Here are some of the best quotes heard in films that screened during this year’s fest….

“What’s my driver’s name?” – a clueless Jackie Siegel to a Hertz employee in QUEEN OF VERSAILLES

“Better bring your passport, ‘cause it’s international!” – Jack (Mark Duplass) to Hannah (Rosemarie DeWitt) on IHOP in YOUR SISTER’S SISTER

“A lot of smart women think too much to look good, and talk too much to fuck well.” – a self-centered actor, played by Justin Kirk, to his therapist (Rosemarie DeWitt) in NOBODY WALKS

“Ima go in there, get everyone pregnant.” – chatty cocaine dealer “Sprinkles” (Tracy Morgan) in PREDISPOSED

“Don’t cum on my dress.” – ice queen Regan (Kirsten Dunst) to the douche-y Trevor (James Marsden) while he’s banging her in a strip club bathroom in BACHELORETTE

“I couldn’t bring myself to read a book with so many mixed reviews.” – Pauline (AnnaLynne McCord) to a priest (John Waters) on The Bible in EXCISION

“My penis speaks to me, Father…” – polio-crippled poet Mark O’Brien (John Hawkes) to a priest (William H. Macy) in THE SURROGATE

“Show me your guns!” – a tough love father, Wink (Dwight Henry), barking to his 6-year-old daughter Hushpuppy (Quvenzhané Wallis) in BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD

“I’m black?!?” – a journalist, played by Paul Giamatti, to Dave (Chase Williamson) in JOHN DIES AT THE END

“I’m going to give you a nickname… how about ‘Assface?’” – Susan (Parker Posey), a crazy boss, to Doug (Josh Pais), a rude underling, in PRICE CHECK

“A person who kind of dresses like an artist, but doesn’t really make anything.” – actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s definition of a “hipster” during hitRECord: A NIGHT AT THE MOVIES.