Vanity Smurf and other queer cartoons Posted September 29th, 2009, 2:09 PM by Bradford Shellhammer What's App As a child of the 80s I was obsessed with three things: Cyndi Lauper, Madonna, and Vanity Smurf. Um, yeah. You do the math. Out Magazine has listed the The Gayest Cartoon Characters of all time. And, yes, Vanity Smurf is represented on the list.