Few phrases get my blood boiling like “homeowners association.” Perhaps it’s because I’ve never lived in a neighborhood with one of these organizations, but I have this image of a handful of people snooping around the community looking for any deviation from the norm (like, say, solar panels), and hiding their lack of imagination under the guise of property values. I’ve told my wife many times that if we ever move into one of those neighborhoods, I’m going shopping for a flock of plastic pink flamingos.
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|3:00 AM ET||Basic Instinct|
|5:45 AM ET||Love Lust|
|6:00 AM ET||Don't Say a Word|
|8:30 AM ET||The Game|
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|1:15 PM ET||Sneakers|
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