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Here are some free jokes for Billy Crystal

Article: Here are some free jokes for Billy Crystal

Last year’s Academy Awards telecast awkwardly tried for laughs, but most critics felt the only real joke was that the show got on the air at all. Well, it’s a whole new year, with fresh chances for button pushing and laugh grabbing. And bravely returning for his ninth hosting gig, Billy Crystal is just the man who can save the extravaganza from having to add a laugh track.

Billy’s always been a regular riot—but just in case he needs a little help with his material, I’m here to provide a bunch of topically hilarious one-liners completely gratis, to guarantee that he uncovers comic gold rather than step in tragic ick. All I ask in return is a gift bag and five tickets to the after party. All right, four.

Party trick and math jokes

Article: Party trick and math jokes

Your today’s “this talent will help me how in life?” segment spotlights this viral video of YouTube user Booksonmyhead who has the ability to recite pi to 100 digits while solving a Rubik’s cube puzzle and balancing 15 books on her head. I have a neat party trick I like to do where I too…