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Eleven Ways McCain Could Win the Election

Article: Eleven Ways McCain Could Win the Election

1. Tina Fey replaces Sarah Palin on the GOP ticket 2. The Weather Underground bombs the NRA headquarters 3. Whoever it is we’re fighting in Iraq surrenders in the next two-and-a-half weeks 4. One of Obama’s daughters gets pregnant 5. The Viet Cong attacks the United States 6. An Obama sex tape is discovered 7.…