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4 Seduction Techniques NOT to Try, as Learned From “GREEN PORNO”

4 Seduction Techniques NOT to Try, as Learned From “GREEN PORNO”

For every gentleman mallard there are twenty who don’t know how to take “no” for an answer. From the forced monogamy of the garter snake to the unhinged bravado of the deer, GREEN PORNO has it’s fair share of terrible behavior.

5 Surefire Seduction Techniques from “GREEN PORNO”

5 Surefire Seduction Techniques from “GREEN PORNO”

Some say seduction is an art to be perfected, but sometimes going with your primal instincts is the way to go. From the athletic displays of the deer to the dance moves of the common spider, GREEN PORNO has all you need to know about wooing the members of the opposite sex. Here are five…

The Frisky Fish of “GREEN PORNO”

The Frisky Fish of “GREEN PORNO”

From the frantic orgies of the anchovy to the rampant promiscuity of the seahorse, GREEN PORNO presents a school of the friskiest fish in the sea.

The 5 Most Terrifying Life Cycles from “GREEN PORNO”

The 5 Most Terrifying Life Cycles from “GREEN PORNO”

Stabbings! Matricide! Cannibalism! GREEN PORNO would like to remind you that all this and more can be found right in your back yard.

5 Tiny Creatures With Big Sexual Appetites

5 Tiny Creatures With Big Sexual Appetites

From the long-distance love-making of the barnacle, to the fast and furious promiscuity of the common fly, these tiny creatures pack serious libidos in tiny packages.

3 Sea Creatures You Might Want to Leave Off the Menu

3 Sea Creatures You Might Want to Leave Off the Menu

From the deepest depths of the ocean, Isabella Rossellini and marine conservationist Claudio Campagna look at three sea creatures you should take off the menu.

The 5 Most Cocksure Creatures from “GREEN PORNO”

The 5 Most Cocksure Creatures from “GREEN PORNO”

Confidence goes a long way in the dating game, but the line between bold and boorish doesn’t always exist in the animal world.

6 Undersea Sex Acts from “GREEN PORNO”

6 Undersea Sex Acts from “GREEN PORNO”

For most people, a dip in the ocean is just a relaxing a summer activity, but there’s some serious business going on just beneath the surface. GREEN PORNO looks at the unseen love lives of the undersea world, from the dolphin to the barnacle.

6 Sex Acts from “GREEN PORNO” That Will Bug You Out

6 Sex Acts from “GREEN PORNO” That Will Bug You Out

Unless you’ve had to worry about your significant other biting your head off, your relationship worries are nothing compared to the praying mantis’.

The Kinkiest Creatures of “GREEN PORNO”

The Kinkiest Creatures of “GREEN PORNO”

Isabella Rossellini pulls away the sheet on the most adventurous animal lovers.

Isabella Rossellini’s Top 5 “SEDUCE ME” Videos (According to YouTube)

Isabella Rossellini’s Top 5 “SEDUCE ME” Videos (According to YouTube)

Polyamorous dolphins, ducks that redirect sperm, and the art of seduction leading to blood-sucking bedbugs. That’s what people want to watch Isabella Rossellini re-enact evidently!

Isabella Rossellini’s Top 5 “MAMMAS” Videos, According to YouTube

Isabella Rossellini’s Top 5 “MAMMAS” Videos, According to YouTube

As we get ready to celebrate our own mammas, Isabella Rossellini is honoring the mammas of the animal kingdom. Here are the top 5 mammas — including hamsters, wasps and cuckoos — as decided by Youtube.

6 More Questions with “Green Porno: Live On Stage” Star Isabella Rossellini and Writer Jean-Claude Carrière

6 More Questions with “Green Porno: Live On Stage” Star Isabella Rossellini and Writer Jean-Claude Carrière

GREEN PORNO director and star Isabella Rossellini and legendary screenwriter Jean-Claude Carrière (The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, The Unbearable Lightness of Being) teamed up to bring the outlandish web series to the stage. Below, the two collaborators further explore what it takes to bring the quirky sex lives of animals out of the bedroom and onto the stage.

Q: Do you have a desire to push the boundaries of what an audience expects from a stage show?

Isabella Rossellini: I wanted the element of surprise, but not of shock. I see myself as a clown, as an entertainer. Basically, this is what I was trying to reach: to entertain people for an hour and fifteen minutes. And if they go away and say, “Oh, well, I learned something also, and that was interesting,” that’s even better. That’s the cherry on the cake. But we didn’t want to be controversial.

6 Questions with “Green Porno: Live on Stage” Consultant Muriel Mayette

6 Questions with “Green Porno: Live on Stage” Consultant Muriel Mayette

Isabella Rossellini tapped famed theater director Muriel Mayette to help translate her wild web series into a one-woman show for Green Porno: Live on Stage. Mayette gives us the scoop on guiding the production, falling in love with Isabella and rising through the ranks of France’s most prestigious theater company.

Movies Become Her But What’s Your Favorite Isabella Rossellini Pic?

Movies Become Her But What’s Your Favorite Isabella Rossellini Pic?

Isabella Rossellini came to fame as David Lynch’s muse in cult favorites like Blue Velvet and Wild at Heart. More recently, she’s become an auteur of the internet with her SundanceTV web series GREEN PORNO, SEDUCE ME and MAMMAS. But putting aside her online shorts on insect sex and animal lust, what’s your favorite movie in her career?

6 Questions with “Green Porno: Live on Stage” Writer Jean-Claude Carrière

6 Questions with “Green Porno: Live on Stage” Writer Jean-Claude Carrière

Legendary screenwriter Jean-Claude Carrière dishes on his work with Luis Buñuel and lending his talents to Isabella Rossellini’s “Green Porno: Live on Stage.”

6 questions with “GREEN PORNO” star Isabella Rossellini

6 questions with “GREEN PORNO” star Isabella Rossellini

Isabella Rossellini, the director, writer, and star of GREEN PORNO talks about her successful stage show and the animal mating habits that interest her most.

Isabella Rossellini Brings “GREEN PORNO” to the Stage This Summer

Isabella Rossellini Brings “GREEN PORNO” to the Stage This Summer

Find out where you can catch Isabella Rossellini talking about the bizarre mating habits of the snail, worm, fly, shrimp, spider, praying-mantis, anchovy and bi-phallic snake.

More buzz over Isabella Rossellini and GREEN PORNO

More buzz over Isabella Rossellini and GREEN PORNO

The (UK) Guardian is abuzz over Isabella Rossellini’s latest venture into the animal kingdom, a series of videos for Burt’s Bees that chronicle, in gory detail, the fascinating and fragile life of one of our primary pollinators.

Isabella Rossellini goes inside the secret world of the beehive for Burt’s Bees

Isabella Rossellini goes inside the secret world of the beehive for Burt’s Bees

It turns out we’re not the only people who like to learn about sex in the animal kingdom from our pal Isabella Rossellini. They doyenne of GREEN PORNO and SEDUCE ME recently teamed up with Burt’s Bees to get to the bottom of how their products are made (hint…bees doing it has a lot to do with that lip balm you’re addicted to).

We’ve Been Nominated!

We’ve Been Nominated!

We are honored and excited to announce THREE nominations for this year’s 15th Annual Webby Awards in the following categories: Full Frontal Fashion for Fashion! Green Porno: Seduce Me for Experimental & Weird! Isabella Rossellini in Green Porno: Seduce Me for Best Individual Performance! Be sure to participate in the Webby People’s Voice Awards —…

SEDUCE ME gets queer

SEDUCE ME gets queer

WATCH NEW EPISODES OF SEDUCE ME HERE

Crossing an iconic actress, who has always fallen far outside the Hollywood norm, with the concept of animal mating habits sounds like tricky business. But like most genius things in this world, on paper they may first seem strange. Unimaginable. Downright odd.

And that was what I thought when I first heard of GREEN PORNO, Isabella Rossellini’s opus of animal sex shorts. Since renamed SEDUCE ME, a much more PG choice, nothing has changed. It is still a wonderful and educational trip into biology as art. Rossellini deadpans as a spider or a deer and even tackles Noah and his arc in the new season, premiering today. And while I adore the simplicity of the paper costumes and sets and laugh at Isabella’s spot-on acting (not too serious, but serious enough for, you know, a biology lesson), there is one thing I am super excited about in this season: it got really queer!

Kinky dolphins and gay guests? New GREEN PORNO episodes to debut November 23!

Kinky dolphins and gay guests? New GREEN PORNO episodes to debut November 23!

Libidinous deer, kinky dolphins and gay guests on Noah’s Ark are among the creatures revealing their carnal cravings as we unveil five new episodes of GREEN PORNO: SEDUCE ME Isabella Rossellini’s Webby award-winning and critically acclaimed online short film series about sex and procreation in the animal kingdom. The films debut right here on sundancechannel.com/greenporno on November 23rd. They will be available via video-on-demand on December 8th and will air on Sundance Channel on December 8th at 8pm.

Ejaculation, bed bugs and Jon Stewart

Ejaculation, bed bugs and Jon Stewart

Image from the set of SEDUCE ME

If you missed last night’s amazing piece from THE DAILY SHOW WITH JON STEWART about bed bugs, Isabella Rossellini and knife penises you’ve got to check it out!

FULL FRONTAL FASHION highlights

FULL FRONTAL FASHION highlights

Sarah Jessica Parker in Halston vintage at the Metropolitan Museum’s Costume Institute benefit. Think of this as your FULL FRONTAL FASHION cliff notes. Get an exclusive look at the Metropolitan Museum’s Costume Institute benefit with FULL FRONTAL FASHION’S Patrick McMullan, Cator Sparks and Lynn Yaeger. Then find out who was wearing whom at this “Oscars…