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Elitists Anonymous

Article: Elitists Anonymous

……Uh, hel…..ahem, excuse me………Hello. My name is Michael, and I’m an elitist. I want to thank you all for welcoming me here to EA. I’m not sure how long I’ve been an elitist. I was born and raised in small town, so certainly not my whole life. But I’ve lived in New York City for…

Are You There, God? It's me, Sarah

Article: Are You There, God? It's me, Sarah

Dear God, it’s me, Sarah, I am not worried about Nov. 4, no sir-ee. I know it’s all in your hands and that you will do the right thing. Between you and me, I hope this means going back to my home in Alaska (if it means taking on those designer clothes with me!), but…