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Keeping up with KimKierkegaardashian


What do you get when you cross one of the greatest philosophers of the nineteenth century, the father of existentialism, with one of the greatest reality television stars, who has dated anyone-who-is-anyone in hip-hop, R&B and professional sports and who occasionally makes a sex tape or totally dumped Paris Hilton? You get a Twitter account, naturally. We’d like to introduce you to KimKierkegaardashian, the lovechild of Soren Kierkegaard and Kim K. And, to put it mildly, she is dropping knowledge.

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Born from the mind of Rajesh Parameswaran, whose collection of short stories I Am an Executioner: Love Stories is making waves here and there, KimKierkegaardashian reminds us that independent thought and the “self” outside of society is not dead. Rather it’s alive and well in the mind and booty of a certain prophetic boutique owner. Despair ain’t got jack on this bird.

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She knows how hard it is these days to wrestle with and find a moment of peace in society, but don’t let all the frenetic energy get to you. Take Ms. Laser Hair Removal’s sage advice: “Face the facts of being what you are, for that is what changes what you are. Dark eyes and nude lips for my InStyle UK cover!”

Let the light of truth shine down, ladies and gentlemen, and remember: “Glamour, menswear, top hat… I stick my finger into existence and it smells of nothing.” Like, Srsly!