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Top 30 #VaginaMovieLines tweets

To follow up on our Vaginagate roundup post from yesterday, now that the trending on Twitter had died down, here are our top 30 picks for best #vaginamovielines Tweets of the past week, so you can avoid scrolling through the endless stream of mediocrity and get straight to the good stuff:

NEGATIVE (from the perspective of Majority Floor Leader Jim Stamas, the would-be Emperor of vaginas):

  1. “Say ‘vagina’ again. Say ‘vagina’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say ‘vagina’ one more Goddamn time! ” (Pulp Fiction)
  2. “If I only had a vagina.” (The Wizard of Oz)
  3. “The first rule of Vagina Club: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT VAGINA CLUB.” (Fight Club)
  4. “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a vagina.” (Gone with the Wind)
  5. “Frankly Vagina, I don’t give a damn.” (Gone with the Wind)
  6. “Whatever you do, don’t get it wet. And never, ever, feed it after midnight.” (Gremlins)
  7. “Is your muffin buttered? … Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?” (Mean Girls)
  8. “Love means never having to say ‘vagina’.” (Love Story)
  9. “I am SICK and TIRED of these MOTHERFUCKING VAGINAS on this MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!” (Snakes on a Plane)
  10. “Lions and tigers and vaginas, oh my!” (The Wizard of Oz)
  11. “What’s in the box?!” (Se7en)
  12. “I’m king of the vagina!” (Titanic)
  13. “I don’t like your vagina name. I don’t like your vagina face. I don’t like your vagina behavior, and I don’t like you, vagina. Do I make myself clear?” (The Big Lebowski)
  14. “I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little vagina, too.” (The Wizard of Oz)
  15. “Vaginas? We ain’t got no vaginas. We don’t need no vaginas! I don’t have to show you any stinkin’ vaginas!” (The Treasure of the Sierra Madre)

POSITIVE (from the perspective of Rep. Lisa Brown’s, brave defender of vaginas) :

  1. “I’m mad as a vagina, and I’m not gonna take it anymore!” (Network)
  2. “You had me at ‘vagina.’” (Jerry Maguire)
  3. “I know what you are.” “Say it…out loud.” “Vagina.” (Twilight)
  4. “You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello, to my little vagina!” (Scarface)
  5. “We’ll always have vaginas.” (Casablanca)
  6. “Darling it’s better, down where it’s wetter, take it from me…” (The Little Mermaid)
  7. “I love the smell of vaginas in the morning.” (Apocolypse Now)
  8. “Go ahead, make my vagina.” (Sudden Impact)
  9. “Nobody puts Vagina in the corner.” (Dirty Dancing)
  10. “You want (the) vagina? You can’t handle (the) vagina!” (A Few Good Men)
  11. “Vagina, for lack of a better word, is good.” (Wall Street)
  12. “Nobody steps on a vagina in my town.” (Ghostbusters)
  13. “The most beautiful sound I ever heard, all the beautiful sounds of the world in a single word: Vagina” (West Side Story)
  14. “Ask ‘em to go in there with all they’ve got, win just one for the Vagina.” (Knute Rockne, All American)
  15. “No more wire hangers!” (Mommy Dearest)

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