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Porn for women (must love dogs)

Don’t worry, no pets were harmed (or diddled) in the making of this porn. The Men and Their Dogs blog is exactly what it sounds like: photos of men with their dogs — making kissy faces, taking bubble baths together, or just being emo-artsy. Kind of like those Porn for Women and Porn for New Moms books, except for the furry set (no, not that kind of furries). Some of the men are swarthy and scantily clad, others are Jersey-shore-style scantily clad, and still others are clad in sensible but flattering sweaters, as if meeting your parents for the first time. There’s a Justin Bieber look-alike (or, at least, hair-alike), a vulnerably snoozing, tattooed alterna-dude, the nice guy you probably stuck in the friend zone years ago, your super-studly imaginary college boyfriend, and Mr. I Love My Tighty-Whities Soooo Much.Oh, the fantasy fodder! We’re not dog people, but even we found ourselves ever so slightly intrigued by the combination of male flesh and doggie fur. Or perhaps the appeal is in seeing these dudes so gemushy, so unabashedly googly-eyed, so head-over-heels…and all that for a pet. Women can only imagine what he might be like with the right woman! It’s like an entire romance paperback novel in a photograph. But browser beware: If it came down to you or the dog, are you sure this dude would choose you? Best to keep these guys in the fantasy domain for now.

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