People who get paid to touch your junk
This holiday season, spare a thought for the hardworking TSA agents who, though they get to wear blue latex gloves when they do it — unlike most prostitutes, one assumes — don’t get paid nearly enough to touch your junk. Also, we’re guessing that doctors and prostitutes aren’t regularly accused of attempting to “cop a feel” on the job. And to everyone out there who has ever accused an underpaid, overworked, frequently-yelled-at TSA agent of a bad touch (yes, we’re talking to you, Ms. Kardashian): keep your dirty little fantasies to yourself, please. Because we very much doubt that sweaty, stressed-out, shoe-less holiday travelers shuffling through the security line feature in the sexual fantasies of your average TSA agent. [via]
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