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The gayest animals on Earth

I mean really. We have written on this blog over and over again about gay animals, birds in zoos, homo animals in the wild. But there really is nothing much gayer than the goddamn flamingo. Hello!? Neon pink? Super skinny! And the prettiest damn thing in the world. Pipe down peacock! It’s true.

Gay guys look to get together at parties and Lady Gaga concerts and dance clubs and AA meetings. Whatever your poison, we like groups. Ha, I said we like groups.

Anyway, the flamingo (hell even the name is gay!) has us beat. The above photo snapped by the lovely folks at National Geographic shows a flock o’ flamingos in the formation of a giant freaking flamingo!

Fierce.