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Pumpkins + porn

Thanks to our friends at Lemondrop (although “thanks” may be the wrong word), we recently discovered Pornkins, “an all new way to spice up your Halloween party” according to the website. Whose parties are they talking about? Except for a few L.A. sex biz companies and some midwestern frat houses, we’re guessing (hoping) the demand isn’t that high. It’s pretty weak as far as puns go, and the stencils are pretty  unimpressive, artistically speaking. And yet, here we are, the suckers who are writing about it. If you happen to be one of the people who absolutely needs to have a glowing asshole pumpkin, not sure you’ll be able to order online in time for Halloween, but if you happen to live in California or Washington state, there are a few brick and mortar stores that carry the kit (see their homepage for a list). In case good taste gets the better of you, here’s a list of some more traditional pumpkin stencils.

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