Em & Lo's 1st Annual Hotscars

  • Most Disappointing Sex Scene: The Na’vi love scene in AVATAR. Um, how could their tails NOT mesh? We’re waiting for the unrated version on Blu-Ray and it better deliver.
  • Couple with Least Chemistry: Meryl Streep and Steve Martin in IT’S COMPLICATED
  • Best Love-Conquers-All Message: DISTRICT 9
  • Worst Treatment of Genitalia: ANTICHRIST
  • Best Fodder for the Fantasies of Women Married with Kids: 17 AGAIN
  • Sweetest Love Story: UP (Also wins for Best First 10 Minutes of Any Movie Ever)
  • Best Idea with Worst Execution: JENNIFER’S BODY
  • Most Romance: (500) DAYS OF SUMMER (Lo loved it)
  • Least Romance: (500) DAYS OF SUMMER (Em hated it)
  • Most Unattractive Love Interest: Jeff Bridges in CRAZY HEART. The Dude should get an Oscar just for being willing to look so gross (e.g. the passed-out-in-his-underwear-next-to-the-toilet scene)
  • Sorriest Excuse for a Romantic Comedy: GHOSTS OF GIRLFRIENDS PAST
  • Best (Albeit Cringe-worthy) Discussion of the G-Spot: Ethan Hawke in NEW YORK, I LOVE YOU
  • Best Gender Role Reversal: UP IN THE AIR
  • Most Inspiring On-Screen Marriage: JULIE & JULIA (and we don’t mean the blogger’s)
  • Least Inspiring Use of Pen as Motif: HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU (sorry Justin Long, you are no Lloyd Dobler)
  • Special Recognition for Giving Hope to Teenage Virgins Everywhere: ADVENTURELAND


photo by miss karen