Our top 10 predictions for sex and love in 2010

John William Waterhouse painting via freeparking

  1. Sarah Palin will “accidentally” release a sex tape to boost her career.

  2. The PS-spot will become the new G-spot.

  3. Tiger Woods will star in his own reality TV show about sex addiction.

  4. Obama will repeal Don’t-Ask-Don’t-Tell.

  5. Hugh Hefner will finally admit that he’d really rather just spoon these days.

  6. Vibrators containing phthalates will be tossed into the trash like stinky leftover Chinese takeout.

  7. Megan Fox will steal one of the Jonas brothers’ virginity.

  8. Some “scientific” research study will find that patting your head and rubbing your tummy at the same time improves your sex drive.

  9. Roger Ebert will finally admit he’s really an old lesbian.

  10. Twitter-sex is so 2009; dirty haikus will be the next big thing.