The Snuggie Sutra

Years ago, we were part of the team that created’s Position of the Day. The challenge was coming up with the positions; the fun was coming up with the names: “The Quasimodo,” “The Wet Blanket,” the “I Can See My House from Here.” So we were really curious about the Snuggie Sutra, a website listing the various sexual positions you can get into while wearing (and sharing) a Snuggie. (Their tagline: “You have a Snuggie. You have sex. This was inevitable.”) It had promise: the illustrations are cute and some of the descriptions are good (“The Tablecloth [pictured above] — She lies on the table. He wears the Snuggie on his front while the bottom end covers her. It’s just not a holiday without stuffing”). But it ends after a measly 12 entries! Weak. Try coming up with 365 positions for a page-a-day calendar, then we’ll talk. (Of course, this begs the question: do we really want to go through 365 Snuggie Sutra entries? We got the joke — and our fill — by about 10.)