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About last night's text…

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It’s official: TextsFromLastNight.com has replaced FAIL Blog as our new favorite site. Okay, so maybe that’s a little rash. But we’re at least prepared to call it a tie. We can’t believe that no one thought of doing this before. Tagline: “Remember that text you shouldn’t have sent last night? We do.” At least half the texts on this site prove that friends shouldn’t let friends text drunk. But, hey, if you’re going to do it anyway, at least now the rest of us get to enjoy them (and yeah, we know that some are probably fake, but so are half the entries on America’s Funniest Home Videos, and that show still cracks us up). Here are a few of our recent faves:

: he said he didn’t have a condom.
: and you said?
: that that’s fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah – he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

: Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.

: I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend’s twin last night…and he didn’t stop me.
: How was it?
: Fantastic, but that’s not the point.

: i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

: i want you now
: you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother…or stop drinking so much…I don’t want to see this

: ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.

: and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.

: I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..

: What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex… Can I get a ride home?

: onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
: he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?

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