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Knocked-up and nerdy?

Then this is the shirt for you! Thinkgeek is pushing this $23 T with the following promotional copy that’s so geeky even we’re not sure what most of it means:

4.65 Terabytes. That’s how big a baby is. Well, on a T1. Takes 40 weeks to get it to where it’s supposed to be. Course, we didn’t figure in latency or protocol headers or jitter [Ed. note: never jitter the baby], so it could be a little longer. And if you get an early EOF, the NICU’s there for any recovery and whatnot that needs to be done. All joking aside, we wish you and your little one a happy and uneventful pregnancy, and your future geek all the best. And don’t sit your tiny wailing banshee next to us at the restaurant. thx.

Reminds us of a cartoon in a cutesy roundup recently forwarded by Mom:

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