Jewelry moves downstairs

You wear rings on your fingers, bracelets on your arms, and weigh your neck down with all sorts of jewels–but are you really as blinged out as you could be? Perhaps you should consider purchasing some anal jewelry, just to make sure you’ve covered all your bling bases.

Yes, anal jewelry. Manufactured by, these pieces are metal butt plugs with a string of Swarovski crystal beads dangling from the base–for when you’re feeling extra fancy, naturally. Like the idea of crystals shining from your bottom… but not so sure about that dangling string? Consider the Rosebud Crystal Plug, a more understated piece that features a solitary crystal embedded in the base.

Hey, your butt deserves the best.

Anal Jewelry [, via Violet Blue]
Rosebud Crystal Plug []